this gay thing
mummy, no no, trust me i'm not gay. they were just saying that i am 'gay' as in being 'happy'. serious la. *blank blank. didn't i tell you guys my mum reads my fucking blog? fuck, i just said fuck! sorry mummy. *smack. im digging my grave lor.
anyways, she asked me this morning if i was really gay. yau mou ying? like what the fuck? then i sat her down and said in chinese, "mummy, put it this way, if i was stranded on an island with a fugly fat girl, a gay, and a goat. i'll probably fuck the goat. so don't worry mummy." she then stared back blankly as i got up to walk away. "the goat ah?" i replied as i turned, " no la, i was just kidding. i'll take the fugly fat girl any time la." she smiled as if at ease. got that puas face. phew. wa lau. now i know, gay cannot, goat oso cannot!
thanks to you guys la. kecoh summore la about me being gay. cheh.
oh and for those that really are that dumb to take nice polite hints, when i say learn to keep your opinions to yourself, which part of the sentence don't you understand? only my best friend (or his wife), or dee and zellie, and with a few other exceptional people can call me whatever they want, which they don't even. so what makes you think you can stomp into MY blog and write your shit about me when i said beforehand that i don't fucking need it? i can even claim that i'm the president of the united states in here. this is MY world, MY rules! you just had to do it right, you self righteous fuck.
i dun care if its your honesty or even if i'm really gay. it is still ONLY your opinion. you got your brains growing in your armpits or what? you just don't do that. i don't walk into your house and call your mother a whore even if she is, right? don't make me slap you with a large trout. go start your own fucking blog and write all you want about me. oh, take back your 2 cents worth of change. don't need it. don't take this too seriously k. i didn't. muahaha.
i actually find this quite amusing. it's true, i could have just deleted your comment and move on, but this way makes it so much more fun. don't take it too hard on yourself dude. you are not first idiot in my life who thinks they got me figured.
9 comments:
aunty, joey is not gay. he's the last man on earth who'll turn gay, he's still bragging about his experience at Hooters! So, it's a good sign :)
haha. ya lor mummy. no need to scared la.
Hehe..sigh..people who claim to have figured others out.. all except for themselves
Metrosexual is the word to call you ... not gay :P
so true pear. hell, i cant even figure myself out, and i'm still learning as i go along, so i try not to do that with ppl.
selena : you can call me anything la dear, and i'll still love you. :P
Siiiighhhh....i wish i were gay....
jo : hey bro, NO NEED TO WISH LA... it doesnt matter lor if you were, i still got nothing but love for you. you can be a transvestite if you want man, and i'll still have utmost respect for you. you've got heart and a beautiful soul baby!! i reckon that's most important.
aunty, juhann isn't gay but he has this thingie going on with goats.
please see his I.AM on joey khor on top right side of the main page.
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Thanks for writing this.
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