my tarot card

i saw this test taken on Iris's blog and i thought it would be interesting to kinda fuck around with it and see what i would get. haha. i've always been fascinated by the aestheticism of the tarot concept and characters, not that i belief in it. i'm still a christian by faith. i even portray the art of it in my work on the ash's the day after tomorrow music video. elle patiently shared and enlightened me on the topic that one time. thanks elle. yau mou lan, this is my character result after that stupid test...

You are The Empress
Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

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how come i always get the faggoty ones? *smack. haijoo, destiny la. just gotta accept. oh well, it could have been worse. i could have gotten the whore or something. i admitted that i was an ass-tit-face man, not an ass-tit-face full stop. well, at least they got some things quite right about me. i like making things beautiful.

and i like the part where it says beauty, charm, and success, though i dun quite feel the luxury factor. i'm assuming they meant that i have those traits. woo-hoo. if anything at all, those are worth having boobies for. for sure i'll have D cup boobies. i'll probably make dolly parton look like a beestung asian. ok ok, im getting too carried away with this tetek thingy. my point is, haha, get it? my points? haha. sorry, that's so uncalled for too. can't help but to think out loud, and i sure am loud. just having fun with this shit. wa lau, fuck, this is one fugly empress man. kaneh, look more like lao ah ee than an empress. who the fuck drew this?