the love diagram

i was blog hopping and i found this little diagram. yes, of course i stole it down and made it mine. too bad, shit happens. anyways, thats not the point. i stole it cos i think its something i wanna be posting up too.

i've been both ways before. horizontally as well as the vertical way. i reckon i like the horizontal way better, physical attraction. so much less stress. i'd rather be fucking her than she fucking my head! had that before, ain't gonna have it again. but of course if you have a linear balance of both would be much preferred and ideal. i'd certainly would love to have that opportunity. knowing joey has got shits for luck, i doubt i will. then again, everything must pass tru the zone of pain. fed up wan lor. ouch! tru all that pain, i'm surely gonna spank you and ride you like a pony, honey! yamateh yamateh! tee hee.

speaking of which, recently, Julian recently asked me if i was an ass man, or a tit man, or a face man. im like er, think think. i replied, "i am an ass-tit-face man!". doh.

er, mum, don't be reading this k. i was just kidding. of course i'm not riding anyone.